#i know people with siblings can have their own room too. i just dont like people making random assumptions about us only children.

[if-mirrormine]

i miss my brother so much it feels more like mourning.

[munv]

hello! I saw that you wanted genshin crossover request so I decided to answer your prayers 😋

how about arlecchino!reader/Yuu with heartslabyul or scarabia?

I still remember that you once mentioned that scarabia is your fav dorm. I really love your works and still reread them sometimes! you are one of the writers that got me into twst so I am really thankful!

stay hydrated and take care

byeee <333

SCARABIA X !ARLECCHINO READER

AGHHHHHHHHHH dont stop the praise my ego is getting bigger by the minute. It gives me motivation to write so thank you!!

STOP IM BIASED I SHOULDVE DONE HEARTSLABYUL

It makes me so, so, SO happy when I hear people love my works (and you’re right it is my favorite dorm because I have jamils hairstyle in rn as we speak!!)

KALIM

At first? Kalim is quite literally blown away by your personality. Not to mention he finds you really cool. Like, holy sevens, your energy is intense!!

and that says a lot since hes hanging around Jamil every millisecond

It got to a point where you were so closed off that he thought you didnt like him! But overtime he started to realize that you werent hostile, and thats all it took for him to stick to you hard

He’s warm, your ice cold, and somehow is balances out whenever he sticks to you. When it comes to people you care about, you don’t play

He especially loves it when people are literally plotting on his downfall (cough) and you shut them down with no hesitation. He sees you as something akin to an older sibling figure

You tend to call him naive and such, but he laughs in your face and goes “but you’re still going to be my friend!”

Kalim wants you to open up more and “expand your horizons” as he would call it. His words, not yours. So he invites you to big parties to socialize and whatnot.

You show up no matter how much you silently grumble, and he just keeps sending invites and giving you puppy eyes, who are you to resist?

JAMIL

Oooh BOY. You both are shady as hell. Partners in crime, I dare say. Well its more like a mutual respect but nothing too deep.

The tension? So thick it cant be cut. You both are way too similar. Calculating, restrained, watch dogs. You know the list

At first, there was blatant mistrust, and could you blame him? You’re literally like a mafia boss or something. You both watch each other, not watch out for watch other. I mean you WATCH one another.

Any weakness? Any strengths? Analyzed. Its like when Kalim leaves the room, the two of you just sit there and examine one another until he comes back and then he goes, “guys?? Why is it so silent?”

He comes to the point wheres hes like, ok, you arent evil for the love of the game, and honestly? He can respect that, so dab a brother up. You both conduct under one singular function, purpose.

It comes from putting yourself first but also wanting to take care of your loved ones. So he’s both impressed but slightly intimidated by your loyalty to the dorm. It builds up mutual respect

So here comes the silent alliance. Just one mere glance and he can tell what you’re thinking.

‘we’re gonna have to kill this guy, Jamil’

‘damnit.’

Jamil also appreciates the fact that you’re brutally honest and refuse to sugar coat anything. He appreciates that you’re straight to the point without going around in any circles. Especially when he vents about his personal troubles, you nod and listen, opting to understand what he is saying completely.

When things start to get heated, he knows you would have his back, and thats what really counts to him, so of course he shows his loyalty back in his own ways

Maybe cooking food or whatever it may be.

[noellefan101]

Adopting Child!Reader

Characters: Wriothesley, Nilou, Childe, Candace, Itto x Gn Child!reader(meaning this is all purely platonic)

Summary: They adopt you and you're now their child, what do they learn you to do and what do they like doing with you

Warnings: platonic, modern au for the most part, implied char x char in some(you can ignore it if you dont like the ship, or see them as friends), sigewinne is your sibling in wrios, arataki gang being the arataki gang

Note: this is one of those fics that i keep looking for but cant find, so i wrote it myself. i really like reading from a child's perspective but whenever i see a fic were a char has a child and its x reader, its always the reader being the mother which i hate. anyway, have fun reading, luv you.

Wriothesley

Sigewinne is his child, sorry, you cant tell me otherwise(especially when its modern au), so you and her would definitely play together. have a tea party, dress Wrio up in cute ribbons and stuff, kill all your dolls together after one cheated on the other. yk, normal kid things.

Wriothesley caries your bags whenever you need to get home from school, he hangs them over his shoulder while you both walk beside him.

If Sigewinne is a little older than you, instead of being the same age, she would try her best to help you learn stuff you maybe dont even have in school yet, but she just needed to help you with it anyway. she just wants you to be ready for it, and learns it better in the process as well.

He would invite his Boyfriend over for dinner once, and you thought Neuvillette's hair was pretty, though you were a little scared of the man. it turned out to be fine after a few other times of meeting him, and you warmed up to him quite quickly.

I dont imagine he's the best cook, but would definitely learn how to make something if you were sad and really wanted a specific dish. Will also make tea for you both a lot, making sure its just how you like it.

Nilou

I love the idea of Nilou, the sweetheart of sumeru, adopting a child and taking care of it. like yeah, she totally would.

And if you showed any interest in dancing whatsoever, she would teach you some small easy steps. and show you a few of her dances made for shows, if you thought it was too hard. she has her own dancing room(?) at home, and she would happily practice a little with you in the room so you can watch.

She's very supportive of whatever you're interested in, but you will learn to respect everyone no matter what, she cant have you becoming like one of those scholars who want all the creative arts gone. But she would still support you in becoming a scholar if that is what you wanted to do anyway, just making sure you're a nice one instead of those other beings.

Loves to bake with you, and really wants to show you all the best recipes so you can make them on your own once your old enough. but of course she bakes the best cakes on your birthday, and it's decorated with something you like or her and you dancing via a messy drawing using buttercream.

Would make jewelry with you, and then wear some at one of her shows. So the people would see all her professionally made bracelets, and then this very vibrant and childish one shining trough.

She loves matching outfits with you, so she will try her very best to find a shirt in your size that matches one of her dresses, it would be very cute but she respects it if you dont really like it at times.

Childe

He seriously just wants to protect you, and probably ended up saving you before taking you in and caring for you when he learned of your reason for being out there all alone. (picture dark alleyway with cold snow and a few adults with weapons trying to get money out of you or smt)

Doesnt really like the idea of you knowing about his job, but he can't hide it from you the same way he hides it from his siblings, so you ended up knowing pretty quickly. But he assures you he won't let anything hurt you, not even himself.

He would have his parents take care of you when he had to go out for a mission, but you would have to promise to not mention what he was doing or he would just have to hire a caretaker next time.

But it was fun playing with his siblings, and the food was great. Plus it was way nicer to be able to play with other children at home, and not have to go out for it. Teucer also had really cool toys, so you and him play together a lot when you come over.

Doesn't let you near any of his weapons, and doesn't wan tyou near any weapon until your at least 13. He can't have you experience the same things as him, no matter how much he likes fighting, he doesnt want you to grow up like he did. So he won't teach you anything of that sorts, only when he thinks it a reasonable time for someone to learn that.

Cooks all your meals for the most part, and learns you how to cook as well, he can also have you help him cut the easy things like a cucumber. Plus you've been sent to school with what to a child looks like a three-course meal from a five-star restaurant. is also really good at getting you to eat your vegetables.

Candace

She's very good with children, but never expected to take in a child herself. She has both no idea what she's doing and knows everything about what she should do, so its a process for the both of you.

She is very loving and knows to let you warm up to her first, but she gets carried away at times and can end up hugging you a little to much for your comfort. But she makes sure to give you lots of your favorite sweets in return.

Loves dressing you up, and would pick your outfits for your when you had school, but of course you picked an item first and then she jsut picked out the rest. For example; you would pick out a cute shirt with a little red car on it, and she would find some matching socks and nice pair of pants or smt, give you a nice red hat if it was needed.

Goes shopping with Dehya often, so she would sometimes take you with her and will explain everything she's getting, and how to use this makeup and what not.

Dehya also comes over quite a lot, and they both do your makeup if you wanted, or let you decorate them in glitters and stickers if you pleased. You now have a special bag with all your little brushes, eyeshadows and all that stuff at home, just so you dont accidentally ruin theirs. (she would not let you put makeup on too much, only once or twice a week. but then there is also something to look forward too)

Itto

Is very chaotic and should not be taking care of a child, also because he gets in trouble so much. But he can't just leave you out there all alone, no one else wanted you clearly, but they are the perfect solution to that. (they are all basically unwanted as well, so you were just like them in a sense)

But Kuki is more of the parent than he is at times, but thats ok, she's basically the parent to all of them at this point.

Anyway, he loves beetle-fighting, so of course you are gonna learn too. He has spent hours with you outside, finding beetles and teaching you the perfect ways to win over anyone. it's only when Shinobu comes and tells you that its bed time for you that you stop for the day, but you have tomorrow to have fun as well.

It's hard to adapt to being with the Arataki gang, but it is better than being alone, so you can have your own little place to be alone in for a little bit, in a corner of whatever they're staying in(an old house that is really cheap i presume, or a really cheap apartment. maybe granny's place or smt).

Taking care of you honestly got the whole gang to stop their antics just a little, and they don't end up in prison for stupid things as much. Kuki is especially thankful for that, but is still concerned for the gang. They teached you how to depend on others, while you essentially teach them to be more careful of what they do, win-win.

You might have cried the first time they ended up in prison while you were there, Shinobu has now taught you how to bail someone out of jail. You will need this in the future.

im thinking of making a taglist but im not sure, so tell me if you want to be tagged in smt

Thx for reading my lovelies, have a nice day, luv ya-Masterlist

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[lovely-keii]

being their sibling

characters: kageyama tobio, miya twins, iwaizumi hajime, hitoka yachi, ushijima wakatoshi

a/n: comeback?! 🫣

KAGEYAMA TOBIO

he thinks everything you do is normal, it skews his perspective of the real world. you’re a great painter? suddenly he’s asking his seatmate why her drawings look like that. you sing well? he tells some kid with an average voice that he can’t sing. you’re rich? suddenly he’s calling someone’s car cheap.

obedient, whether or not you’re younger than him. “get me a glass of water, tobio” “ok.” // “my feet hurt, tobio.” “put them on my lap, ill massage your feet.” honestly, really reasonable and kind

he’s so loud when he gets annoyed though. stubs his toe on the coffee table and the next day, you receive a noise complaint. swears a lot too. god forbid he loses one of his volleyball equipment. he’s going to absolutely flip the house upside down.

kageyama is so transparent with you, literally almost no boundaries. he’ll literally go into your room and is confused why you tell him to get out. “why? is there something you need to hide?” somehow knows your password always “why can’t i use your phone? you can use mine.” bro has nothing to hide, hes too comfortable around you

just dont mess with his volleyball things and you’re all good.

MIYA TWINS

you three are so loud all the goddamn time, your neighbors hate you guys. the two might baby you or look up to you, but you’re never exempted from their mischief. but at least you have your very own bodyguard and sidekicks.

you own literally nothing. things will go missing from your room, and appear in atsumu’s desk. one time, you see your hand cream in atsumu’s hand, and he’s using it to massage his foot after volleyball practice. “what are you doing?!” “i ran out of foot cream. plus, what’s the difference between feet and hand skin anyways? oh hey, it smells nice.”

you can’t store your food just anywhere too, you have to hide it in the most creative spots just to make sure osamu doesn’t get his hands on it. always makes excuses too. “this is OUR house so this is also OUR food” “sharing is caring, and i’m your brother.”

when osamu and atsumu fight, you either get dragged in or you have to start haggling to get between them. you three will fight about literally anything. mainly because you three love to intentionally annoy each other “get out of my room!” “my feet are outside so it doesn’t count.” BAM BOOSH POW!! knuckle sandwich for everyone!

and you three love to pretend to be characters in the show. powerpuff girls? osamu is bubbles, you and atsumu fight over who’s blossom. alvin and the chipmunks? osamu is theodore, atsumu is alvin, and you’re simon. god forbid spongebob comes on, because atsumu insists he’s pearl.

IWAIZUMI HAJIME

he’s a great brother, in all senses of the word. you leave something at home and he’ll bring it for you. you get into an accident and he’s the first to show up. you lose something and he’ll find it for you.

you see oikawa so often he might as well be your brother too. when you’re talking to people, the two are so irritating lol. oikawa’s teasing you and giggling about it, and iwaizumi is giving you “the talk” which he’s given you dozens of times.

he likes to scold you, but he’s only really looking out for you. he doesn’t like to encourage you when you cause trouble, but a single text from you, and he’s already grumbling and on his way to open the window for you to sneak in.

if you like any of his teammates and he finds out, you’ll get an earful. “there are so many guys in the world and you like him?! you can do better but you’re settling on so little!” and if it’s oikawa, he’s literally gagging and telling oikawa he isn’t allowed to come over anymore.

but also, he’s paying for your deliveries, opening the car door for you, and making you walk in the inner side of the sidewalk, so you win anyways.

HITOKA YACHI

she makes you talk to your mom and ask permission for her, because she’s too scared to do it herself. feels bad and gives you some cash or snacks to make it up to you if you get scolded in her place.

brings you to volleyball practice with her, and if you’re classmates or in karasuno too, she makes you sign up as manager with her too. you two are almost inseparable, mainly because yachi doesn’t want to do things with strangers, and wants to be with someone she knows.

loves to go out and hang with you. she’s not really a shopping kind of girl, but you two will literally get lost when you get to stationery. you two will frequent cute cafes too. you go under the guise of studying but get distracted by everything.

in the nights, she’ll do your hair and skin routine, and you’ll do hers. you two have a shared playlist and everything, and the both of you will just talk about everything under the sun.

surprisingly has a large appetite around you. she’ll ogle your sweets. “um…are you going to eat that? just asking…”

USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI

sibling or not, he’s really quiet. doesn’t like small talk or messing around since he doesn’t see the point in it. also can be super blunt with you so he hurts your feelings sometimes, but he’s always quick to apologize once he realizes you were upset by it. “you might have gotten a higher score if you didn’t waste time on your phone last night.” “toshi…” “sorry, i mean it as advice.”

has really good insight into things, so you often go to him for advice. he’s straightforward and likes to cut to the chase, so he’s rarely in between decisions. on the other hand, he can occasionally misunderstand your intentions and feelings and doesn’t understand why some things bother you.

he’ll call you to the backyard to toss to him every so often. you’ve spent a majority of your childhood passing ushijima volleyballs for him to hit and receive, and waiting for him to finish watching a game so you can watch your cartoons.

he always has tickets for you to watch his games. if he hears your cheers, he’ll give you a determined smile. he’ll find you after a game and ask you how it was and if you had fun. has you ride in the team bus to and from games and no one really pays too much mind. (except for tendou who’ll pester you)

on his way back home after a long practice, he’ll stop by your favorite restaurant and get some take out for you.

[the-s1lly-corner]

TADC characters x kaufmos sibling!reader (part 2)

Prize 2/5 for @thatweird12 ! I hope you enjoy this ueue!

Characters: caine, kinger, jax, zooble

Notes: reader is GN, this is part 2 of this post with the rest of the cast you can find part 1 here , written on mobile

CWs: grief and loss

CAINE

He doesn't fully understand grief, and the magnitude of damage kaufmos abstraction did to you

Hes oblivious to your pain and when you do try to explain he still doesn't fully get it- there isnt anything he can do either he cant really bring someone back from abstraction

Hes pushy, too, often trying to rope you into talking sessions especially if you're skipping adventures to have some time to yourself- hes almost offended that you're skipping his hard work!

Hes simply... not the best option to seek support mostly due to him not understanding human feelings as an AI

KINGER

He lets you into his pillow fort if you want somewhere quiet to regather your thoughts... and for him to do the same for himself

You both talk, about kaufmo and kingers wife. You both bond over your loss- but you dont actually talk about the last moments spent together... instead you talk about the happier memories... kinger... doesnt have many of his own so he tends to urge you to take the lead

Encourages you to keep going, not just talking but to keep existing in general. He knows it's hard but he insists that kaufmo would've wanted you to keep going

Easily the least judgemental and the most patient out of everyone, he doesn't rush you to feel better or stop crying

ZOOBLE

Their overall tone and attitude may lead one to believe that they may not be the kindest in comforting a grieving person; but they're actually one of the least judgemental asides kinger

They're bad at comforting but you know they're listening to you. They dont force you to keep talking about kaufmo if you dont want to, you can talk about whatever you want if it makes you feel better

They wont open up to you about their own issues, even if you hadn't gone to them to share your woes

One of the few people that they care enough about to check in on; they sometimes stop by your room to make sure you're still kicking and they keep you company on days where you sit out on adventures

JAX

Hes not the best person to ask for comfort- I dont think hes the type to mock the metaphorical death of someone's sibling to their face but its clear he has no clue on how to comfort you

He... may actually be the type to avoid you when you're visibly mourning- it's horrible to say but it's something that seems likely given his character- he looked... uncomfortable or perhaps conflicted during the funeral and you serve as a reminder of.. well, everything

If he DOES say something or make an attempt he may something about kaufmo not wanting you to be so hung up- or in his unfiltered words before he realizes how fucked up it is "be a crybaby"

Genuine immediate regret, even he knows that's away too far and it will eat him alive

[violetjedisylveon]

So many angst in Rotten Fruits au 😭 (I love it tho)

Okay how about small cute idea? While Wukong selling fruits someone always steal Wukong fruits. It's group of kids.

One day Wukong able to chase them but he realize one of the kids being left alone buy his friend. Leaving the kid to face him alone. This remind him of himself of what everything happend to him. The kids is scare and alone just like he is. The kid attack him. To the kid it's self defense. Wukong didnt fight back but doesn't mean he let himself being attack. His body already hurting and he will never recover from all the torture he been through.

He let the kids go with a lot of fruits. The kids was comfuse but take the fruits and run away.

But after a few days the kids come back with money as he try to 'pay' Wukong back with money. The money is barely enough to cover all the fruits he stole from Wukong but that's all the kid have. Wukong refuse the money and give the kids another fruits for him.

Day after day the kid always come back to Wukong stand. And each day he come closer to Wukong as he stay longer and longer. The kid never talk. Wukong dont know if cant or choose not too but Wukong love the kid company. Without realize the kids wont leave him alone.... It's like the kid glue to hip with him....

I imagine Wukong and the kid like Jinx and Eisha from Arcane as Jinx see her past self through Eisha, Wukong see himself through that kid. The past he never get happy ending off.... Stealing for leaving and being abandon by people he think his friend. He wont let the kid being torture like how he did ...never...

Those two can become their own little family... But idk :V

Previous, next

I'm glad you like the angst! I have so much more of it planned >:3

I know the perfect person to put it that role!

The one, the only, the lotus lantern boy himself, Liu Chenxiang!

He's Wukong's apprentice in some tellings of the lotus lantern fairytale.

Chenxiang is the oldest in the group of kids and the only one without anyone else who cares about him, his friends all have siblings or parents who would be upset if something happened to them, he doesn't have any of that and puts himself in harms way for their sake. Nobody cares about him, why should he care about being hurt?

His dad was killed and his mom was locked up by her family to keep word of her relationship with someone from such a low level of society, his dad was a farmer, and little kiddo Chenxiang was just left on his own to fend for himself.

He does try to fight Wukong the first time, but he's a scrawny 14 year old, and Wukong's a demon. It still hurts cause Wukong's got chronic pain from being tortured and he shuts the kids attack attempts down pretty quick, without significantly hurting the kid.

He does let the kid go, much to his confusion.

And it's too Wukong's confusion when the kid returns the next day with money for the fruits he took. Things go from there

Chenxiang is your typical feral stray cat type of kid, he'll disappear for days at a time without warning, chill around Wukong's stall and sometimes help, acting all aloof and like he doesn't care when he actually does, he cares a lot.

It eventually gets to the point where Wukong goes home for the night, and wakes up in the middle of the night to Chenxiang sleeping on the floor, he drops a blanket on the kid and goes back to sleep. To his surprise, the kid and blanket are still there the next morning.

Chenxiang never talks, not in words, he just grunts or hums with whatever someone says to him, it's to the point that Wukong thinks he's mute or nonverbal.

The kid just becomes a part of his normal life, some days he's sleeping on his couch or the hammock in the storage room that he definitely did not set up specifically for him, some days he's hanging around the stall, and some days he won't see him at all.

Wukong sees a lot of himself in the kid, his parents were killed by the government, like Chenxiang's were, and he was left to fend for himself just like the kid, and despite all his bad previous relationships, he finds himself caring about the kid more than he's comfortable admitting.

He doesn't want the same thing that happened to him to happen to this kid, who is a good kid, he's got rough edges, but he's still a good kid.

Accidental family acquisition! Neither of them were trying but this is how they ended up!

Chenxiang helps Wukong pick fruit once he's more comfortable with him, he mostly lives in Wukong's house but also still lives outside of it, it's about a 70-30 chance any given night if he's sleeping in the house or somewhere else. He helps Wukong dye his hair better.

I'm debating on whether Chenxiang should be able to talk, or if the people who took his parents away also cut out this little child's tongue to keep the brutal truth of what they did from getting out. Lemme know what you think.

They are pretty close with each other by the time a little monkey kid starts snooping around the stall.

Thanks for asking!

[crushedsweets]

Awhile back you answered an ask on how other creeps would respond to Toby's death, and I was wondering how they would respond to Kate death?

IM PUNCHING THE WALL. ALRIGHT. warning for death and grief and mourning . . .

im gonna set this after she starts staying at the proxy cabin and becoming friends with more people, rather than rotting in the mines. im also imagining they find her body in the forest, nobody was there when she died.

tim and brian would have a heavy heart about it. sure, they had massive issues with her, but even by time shes 25+, they still kinda see her as a little kid. she was 14/15 when they met her, and she acted like a feral animal till she was like 17. brian got her a job on the farm, tim helped set up a room for her. they'd help toby set up a grave, but overall they dont go out of their way to mourn her - toby has that handled

which.....guides me towards toby... they've known eachother since they were 17-19, and they are like siblings. when she was in the mines, toby would always bring her food and even dragged a whole mattress there. thats his little sister (she is older than him..) and he had always been so so so protective of her. he loses his shit, screaming and throwing shit. is never home, spends so much time at the mines. chops down random ass trees just cuz he needs to exhaust himself enough to stop feeling so much pain. it feels like losing lyra again. he sets a grave up for her, puts her body in it, carves some stuff into a wooden cross he made from a tree he cut down, lays hella rocks all over. him and nina spend a good chunk of time together. nina has never seen him cry until this. eventually, after he's gone for days, he comes back to the cabin and just rots in his bed almost catatonic. clocky has to come collect him

whiiiiiiich now brings me to clocky. she'd find out from nina, since she'd already be in her own apartment by now and tobys not gonna tell her. she'd immediately get nina, get jack, go to the cabin, and try to console toby and nina the best she(and jack) can. has to learn to bite her tongue when tobys mouthing off cuz hes mad she's trying to help. she doesnt really have time to mourn kate at first, until maybe a week goes by and tobys finally eating again and clockys just sitting there and starts bawling cuz kate was her friend too and she had to immediately go into caretaker mode.

nina. screams and cries and needs to have people with her all the time, no matter what. she doesnt feel safe alone cuz she just wants to curl up and die so so so bad. she makes toby take her to the grave(he doesnt want to but he knows kate would be pissed if he wasnt at least a little nice to nina after this) and she just sobs. she holds toby and tries to be like 'its okay its okay its okay' but neither know who shes comforting. she'd print as many pictures she got of kate as possible (not a lot) and try to scrap book it and try to memorialize her like that. just hold photos and pictures and have them in her apartment and cry. give a photo to toby with a letter written on the back telling him how much kate loved him.

similar to if toby died, jack would try to host stuff. make dinner for them all, invite them over, give everyone space to eat and remember her. he'd go with toby to the grave as well, but he's less assertive with his care compared to clocky. less 'get the fuck up, this is making you feel worse' and more 'you know you can come over right? its not good to stay home alone'. toby would come to see him a lot, too. . .

toby would have to take on a lot of her patrols, so he'd bump into ann and lulu a lot. . . ann would tease him a bit like 'ooo is katey in trouble? whyre you here, handsome?', till he smacks the shit out of her w the handle of his hatchet and he grumbles something about her death. ann would shut up after. she'd be bummed out that kates dead cuz she liked her, but not mourn. lulu wouldn't be able to process it. ann would tell her, lulu would cry, then a day later she's asking when kate's coming to visit.

i dont think anyone else would really be impacted, though... jeff/dina didnt like her, she wasnt close with ben, never even spoke to jane or liu... lazari would cry and draw pictures of her, but she'd be okay shortly after, esp cuz jacks okay.

[byjovewhataspend]

1A!shinsou and quirkless!deku who are just close friends, that start fooling around at UA specifically while fantasizing that the other one is aizawa and mic respectively. Like one closes their eyes while the other goes 'aizawa would be doign this and thinking this and saying this' and they take turns, they are both just obsessed with their prefferred one and the other is just helping them out, and when you spend every night sneaking into eachothers bed to do it you might as well spend the night too

naturally people end up assuming they are dating, which they dont like, but trying to say otherwise would just be weirder so they put up with it. they try for a bit to maybe seem flirty and sexy in public so that emic will be interested, but their heart isnt really in it and it gets no reaction the few times they manage to time it right, so they just give it up and continue on how things are. People might as well think we are dating, at least we have better reasons to always be with our best friend, right? and we dont have to sneak around as much anymore, which is nice.

this extends into adulthood where they work for the same underground agency and people ask about when they are going to get married and they are just like 'haha... no plans for that just yet...!'

(it gets nsfw and weird below the cut. dubcon, obsession, horror, etc)

"Ill never get used to people thinking we are dating." Shinsou says while sinking into Izukus ass, hissing at the too-tight drag. Izuku didnt like him to use much-- if any--lube, since hes sure mic is bigger than shinou. "Honestly I see you more as like, a brother?"

"Me too," izuku replies in Aizawas voice, Shinsous mask strapped tightly around his mouth as he tries his best to keep it upright because Eraserhead wouldnt push his face into the pillow the way Izuku wants to. "I just really dont see you that way at all.'

(notably, neither of them has any siblings)

they dont EXCLUSIVELY do things they think their 'target' would do, they are best friends who are mutually fulfilling the other ones fantasies. there are some things off limits-- (Izuku wont accept more than two fingers in the front, he wants to save it for mic-- just in case) and even though shinsou is sure that aizawa is a top, at best a switch, he isnt interestd in bottoming for izuku.

'hes special, you know? i wouldnt do it for just anyone' and izuku completely understands. he doesnt like shinsou to mimic mics voice because his voice is too SPECIFIC, too nuanced, but he DOES like to be called 'listener' as a pet name.

So this goes on, years of being comfortably obsessed and debased, honest only with eachother. theyve graduated from UA and hardly ever see Eraserhead or Mic anymore. Izuku still listens to his radio show and sometimes they catch sight of Eraserhead on a patrol, but thats about it.

and then one day their agencies call ALL OF THEM to some big case, all 4 of them in the room together for the first time in years, and they get to be alone together for the very furst time

and aizawa and mic are fun and casual with them. seeing them as fellow hereos now. they are 25ish, fully formed, independent and strong, theyve been pros longer than they were ever at UA. Hey, how about we all go hang out? how about we all catch up? lets go drinking-- lets go dancing-- lets go for a ride

and the last think they really remember being out of it and twisted up together in the back seat and maybe aizawa and mic were doign somethign in the front, its all unclear--

and they wake up at home. bruised and bitten, sore, leaking, full. They both feel like theyve been hit by a truck. they feel like got hit with a quirk. they feel like they partied for days without stopping.

But it was just one night, and they are in their own bed, and when they stumble to the shower there is blood--just a little between izukus thighs, where he can tell his puss got used, but mor importantly there is much more of it splattered along their hands and faces, washing down the sink

'we must have gotten into a fight' they think, and largely brush it off. they are heroes, those things happen. 'more importantly, did we finally have sex with them??' it seems liek they must have, they are excited, not upset at all. they are only upset they blacked out from drinking. they see emic again that evening at work but emic arent acting like they did anything at all last night. so not a fun consensual night of mutual fun.

thats.. more concerning. Were they roofied? they are both so obsessed with them that they dont even really mind if they were-- they HOPE that emic wanted them that bad in fact, they get off together fantasizing about it-- but then izuku gets panicked. why would they have needed to? we wouldve done it willingly in a second. Izuku panicking about what if after all this time it was shinsou that fucked him and not mic at all???

emic arent fessing up so they take to their hero resources. following security cameras to see where they ended up last night ,but losing sight of mics car in an area largely abandoned because of an old town-destroyign quirk effect. no cameras around there. no proof but they do find out that there was a murder there that night. something grizzly and violent, the likes of which the cops in that area have never seen before.

And Shinsou and Izukus stomachs drop as they realize... maybe they arent the crazy people in this scenario. maybe they arent the sickos. Maybe the objects of their obsession did something terrible to them-- or had them do something awful to other people-- and they are just too blind to see it

After all this time, could the people they are in love with actually be monsters?

and if its true, are the two of them good enough people to stop wanting them?

or is it too late for them?

Theyll have to investigate, have to get closer, have to repeat the circumstances and figure out what mic and aizawa are up to!!! (thats all i got in that TONE but below, some random things) something-something some instance during their investigation in which they accidentally end up fucking the WRONG partner. not being attracted to them personally but LOCKING IN and consenting so that they can memorize it all and bring it back to their boyfriend and do it more accurately-- and realizing they have been... wAY off base. that they are much scarier in person, in real life, in bed, and then when they try to repeat the perfomance with their partner they get too into it and its kind of scary for both of them, who have been so In Tune with eachother for so long

izuku and shinsou are willing to accept (and EAGER to accept) a CERTAIN level of evil from the object of their affection, but there is a LIMIT and the worry is they mightve crossed it. Story wise have thebig reveal turn outto be an evil thing that they CAN in fact accept. its bad but not as bad as they had built up in their heads, and the two of them have BIG imaginations and have imagined emic doing horrible things for so long that they are kind of immune to it. emic picked up on the slight sheen of madness in their eyes and finally went for it. a certain level of 'driving you insane on purpose' because they have spied on you and know youre obsessed with them. some mindfucky here to see how far they could push you and OH GOOD you sprang right towards them and into their bed! happy ending with 4 kind of bad very unhealthy people that are happy to just be obsessed with eachother.

[proseka-headcanons]

OK SO ABOUT PJSK CAST AS GENERAL;

- So in pjsk, our children ofc have their own parents. Some are nice (godbless Ken Shiraishi), some are not the best but theyre trying, but some are just straight up fuckin assholes (looks at mafumom and harumichi).

- But well, not all parents are perfect are they? so all of pjsk's parents are assholes in some ways just bc. (yes even Ken is somewhat)

- Literally i'm only setting this up for angst

- Ok and like, half of the cast's parents dont approve of their children pursuing music or at least try to make them only do that as a side hustle yknow, instead of actually going pro.

- SO NOW THIS IS WHERE MY HEADCANON STARTS;

> The pjsk cast units all hold concerts/shows (except for n25, but sometimes they perform music live)

> None of the parents ever came to them (except people like Ken, since he's the only responsible adult in this game apparently, and thats a low bar considering who Ken is)

> maybe Minori's mother watched her perform on tv, or Mizuki's parents heard her commotion in their room making music, or smth like that.

> Look i dont read MMJ or L/N stories that much so maybe some of them have nice parents?? im writing this on a whim

> Anyway their parents either never goes or rarely goes, for one reason to another.

> But imagine their reactions, when they finally, finally, decided to make an appearance to their kids' concerts/shows/live;

Imagine Shinei Shinonome, watching his son, who he said cannot pursue music, up there on a live house stage, singing with so much emotions that Shinei can feel it himself. Imagine Harumichi, who goes just to see how "good" his failure of a son is, only to get a fuckin whiplash when he heard his son's powerful singing voice. Imagine Kohane's parents, who always worries about her doing street music at god knows where at ungodly hours, always telling her to just stop, only to gape when they witness Kohane, who used to be so timid, now singing with a voice so loud and so beautiful. And Ken Shiraishi grinning proudly at An and the others bc hey, at this point VBS is his kids.

Imagine Tsukasa's neglectful parents, who never goes to Tsukasa's shows in favor of Saki's concerts, decided to come bc Saki asked them, and can only watch as Tsukasa takes the fuckin stage, like the star he always talks about becoming, and then asked themselves, "what have we miased this past few years?". Imagine Emu's father who never have a very good relationship with his daughter, decided to come to like review WxS performance or smth, only to be surprised when he heard Emu's singing and dancing (Emu's siblings are proud af). Imagine Nene's parents who never thought much of their daughter, one day got an invitation from her, and when they came, they watch in awe as their daughter shows them the reason why she's called the Songstress. Imagine Rui's parents, who cares so deeply about him (i think?) but never goes to his shows, finally has time, and doesn't regret coming as they witness the amazing performance that their son directed.

Imagine Kanade's father, watching N25 live concert on youtube, and slowly, faintly, recalling a familiar soft voice within all the voices who resonates in the live (i think he lost his memories right??? i forgot what happened to Kanade's father). Imagine Mafumom, watching live of her daughter's singing, how much emotion, how heavy the lyrics are, and maybe, just maybe, she for the first time doubted herself a little. Imagine Shinei, who always doubted his daughter, having his jaw dropped bc not only the illustration of the live is gorgeous, his daughter's voice is so filled with emotions that he felt shivers, just like when he heard Akito sang for the first time in a live house. Imagine Mizuki's parentd, who never rlly cared of what Mizuki does as long as she's okay, decided to take a look at her live, only to have their jaws dropped because wow, their daughter's singing is amazing.

- I wanna make scenarios for MMJ and L/N too but i dont read much of their stories 😭

rlly the WxS and N25 also has a little bullshitting bc i dont read all of their stories either. the only scenario im sure would happened is VBS bc i practically read almost all of their event stories, plus the ones in the past that i missed.

- yeah i just want to see pjsk parents seeing how much their children grow and getting a whiplash from it. imagine them reacting to like, all 5 units holding one giant concert. and you can see the contrast, the difference between each unit's parts, but their melody resonates nonetheless.

- also i think i sent an ask about the Shinonomes headcanon but it hasnt been answered? idk if it went through, but i did ask if i can be an unofficial mod there, so once again, can i be unofficial mod Tsukasa? :3

SOBBIBG SCREAMING CRYINH. pjsk parents can suck it tbh but their room for redemption is soooo interesting to me.

[saltyowlets]

mayhaps 9 & 21 from the ship questions for Medea?

❤️❤️❤️❤️ Thank you from sending this ask!!!

9. Is there anyone in their life that disapproves of the relationship?

The only people closest to her that actually disapprove of her and Cullen is actually her sibling Aven and Dorian.

Dorian is like her twin brother and very much protective of her. He is very aware of the past she has and doesn't think Cullen is good for her. There is still that suspicion he has of Cullen as an ex Templar. He knows the South and how Templars are. He knows about Cullen's past, at least for the publicly known stuff. Dorian doubts Cullen's redemption, even with Medea's insistence.

Cullen doesn't even try to get along with Dorian- Tevinter and Fereldan. What are you gonna do? but he knows how important Dorian is in Medea's life so he tolerates it as best as he can. He's not a fan of how Dorian barges in their room to kick him off the bed and cuddle with Medea, tho. Mostly cause Cullen ends up lying on the floor.

Aven doesn't trust any templar, so Cullen being both was definitely not great. Like Dorian, they dont believe that Cullen has turned a new leaf, and if he did, it isn't enough. Aven isn't close enough with Medea as there is a 20-ish year gap of them being separated so they also feel a sense of jealousy that Cullen got to see Medea's different facets. They barely had time with their sister and now they have to let her go? Of course, they can't stop Medea from liking Cullen, but they won't make it easy on him.

Cullen does try to appeal to Aven over time, being more supportive of his wife and sibling-in-law's culture and customs. He also does go hunting with Aven every so often to connect.

Besides those two, everyone else doesn't have a big opinion on their relationship. Cullen and Medea have shown to be very good for each other after dealing their their whole conflict with each other. The only other person who could disapprove is Hawke, who sees Medea as her little sister. Too bad she's...uh...compromised.

21. Would they be able to functionally cook a meal together? What would they make? Would it turn out well?

So I hc that Cullen isn't a bad chef persay but he's Fereldan and they have no taste buds. He will cook things in how he thinks it's cooked.

Now Medea actually knows what's she's doing. She might not be a professional, but she knows how to season and taste.

I think they can definitely work together to make something but I think they would argue for a chunk of it. They might start off trying to compete on who's the better cook. I think Cullen might get a bit stubborn about his way of cooking and would not relent until Medea force feeds him her stuff and makes him admit that she knows what she's doing.

Working together, they are perfectly matched. I've mentioned this a few times, but these two are very insync in what they do and emulate the idea of better together. Cullen is good at following orders and will support Medea. Medea is good at assessing Cullen's abilities, allocating them to what she needs.

They probably start off with an elevated version of a Fereldan stew, something familiar to both of them but with Medea's own twist to get Cullen used to foods out of his taste buds. I like to think that after a few years, Cullen does start to eat with a varied palette, even if he still craves grey goo.

The stew does taste better than any Fereldan dish but pretty sure it's bland for everyone else. Again, baby steps.

They end it with a basque cheesecake, but Cullen probably got upset at himself cause he thought he burnt it and had been lamenting with Medea. I can see him just hugging her with his head on her shoulder into shame. She lets him cause he's adorable, like a dog who gets all guilty- until she feeds him a piece, and then he's happy again.

They make a basque cheesecake every month because of how special it is for them.

[the-s1lly-corner]

I just had a very cool idea.

So imagine that Caine makes a specific bad adventure and child! reader has a nightmare about It and they go for the tadc cast for comfort ( this is platonic obviusly)

Thank you!!! :3

TADC cast x kid!reader who's having nightmares! (Platonic)

Originally I was gonna have caine be a part of this but since the child.. would like understand that Caine was the reason the scary stuff happened in the first place considering Caine literally.. announces the IHA.. you know? Woukdnt make too much sense to seek comfort from the source of fear...

Anyways

I want french fries rn but its 11pm rn

Anyways hope you enjoy!! I am so so sleepy!!

Written on mobile, I might stick to it for the foreseeable future... at least until I get a new more comfier chair to put at my computer

POMNI:

Probably the worst for comfort but I dont think shes terrible. So when you turn up at her door late one night she of course let's you in and snatch her bed. Even she can agree that Caines most recent IHA was a little on the intense side. Rubs your back until you fall asleep, and tries to make you feel less scared and alone by letting you know you werent the only one scared

Does it help?

Not sure, I guess it depends on the kid! You're choice!

RAGATHA:

Probably one of the best when it comes to comforting you! Gives you one of her softest blankets (she makes her own blankets!) As well as making sure your stuffed animal is in the bed

Makes it a point to tuck you and your plushie in to "not let the bedbugs bite". Runs her hands through your hair. Very good for any headaches you may have gotten from crying

Tells you nice stories until you fall asleep

JAX:

I think, similar to zooble, once he gets over the fact he was suddenly awoken he would be.... okay at comforting. Hes more eager to get back to sleep so he may be a little pushy in regards to getting you back to sleep. Kind of comes across as him dismissing your fears. Awkward back patting to try to get you to calm down

Hes a cranky one, I think, when it comes to sleep

Not many ideas for jax

KINGER:

I mentioned somewhere, I think in a cuddling hc... somewhere.. that kinger would put himself beteeen you and the door, effectively working as a barrier of sorts to protect you. That still stands here, even in a platinic/familial sense. Gets very into about how hes going to stand guard over you for the night while building a pillow fort around the two of you. Let's you snuggle into his robe (very soft and warm) while telling you stories he came up with... I think he would try to undo any fear you may feel around caine, since I personally think kinger is. Just used to caine. No point in being afraid of someone who could have hurt you at any time but hasnt done so... funny coming from the paranoid man

Ragatha would do the same, with the caine-fear thing

ZOOBLE:

Oddly enough they're pretty solid at comforting you! Once they get past the fact they were awaken in the middle of the night they pull you into bed. I think zooble would have fairy lights in their room, or the LED lights that you string up on your walls. Usually they have them in one color but to make you feel better they have them slowly changing into different colors. Very calming, I think. Quietly mutters that it's okay to be scared sometimes. I dont know I'm just soft for gentle older sibling zooble... offers to stay awake to keep watch over you

GANGLE:

Let's you fiddle with her ribbon, maybe

Like you know how sometimes people let another person fiddle with their hands and fingers? I think that's what it would be like for gangle

Plus ribbon has a nice texture, I think

Turns on the lights (dimly) if you're nervous about sleeping in the dark

Stays awake until you fall asleep. I think she would read a book to you. The only one who actually reads from a book. Acts out some of the scenes. Nothing too special, just some simple flair with her hands and stuff you know?

[strawberrystepmom]

!!!!! will you pretty please share more lore around your black clover sona? 🤲🏾

well now that you’ve given me license to yap be aware that i will….you have been warned.

but let me start with the basics about kendall the eldest daughter of house melro, nicknamed the blackbird.

- 11 siblings, two of which are full and the other nine are half. ten of these siblings are girls and the youngest is a boy. lord melro is a serial philanderer, it is what it is.

- mother was clover kingdom nobility, father is diamond kingdom nobility. their marriage was arranged and my mother’s family is wayyyyyy wealthier so it was an easy sell for my dad whose family was minor nobility in diamond. he hasn’t been back to diamond since and doesn’t really care what’s happening there lmao and my dad inherited her fortune and titles when she died when i was 16.

- was once heir to everything, thanks to the rules of my mother’s house that have always allowed an eldest daughter to become head because she was an eldest daughter and had all sisters, but once the youngest and only boy was born my father changed his mind. marrying me off became imperative at that point. he was born when i was 17 and a year out from debuting.

- i received a grimoire at 15 and waffled about my desire to join the magic knights for a bit too long and when my mom died, i decided to stay home and take care of my siblings. all of them. at the time there were 8 of us.

okay and onto the juicy stuff which i will put below a cut for everyone’s sake. this is the master of whispers stuff, etc etc.

- the wizard king attends a classroom session for a group of noble girls to oversee how the magic in the kingdom is developing. my magic is movement based and he found my spell translucent cloak very fascinating because it allows me to remain move completely unseen and undetected for 60 seconds. i can use this ability on up to four other people around me but there is a ten second penalty for each person added meaning if i have four people and myself, we have 10 seconds to move.

- he asks me if i would be interested in joining the magic knights and i told him due to my responsibilities at home, I believe it’s better for me to stay behind. he’s disappointed but understands and a couple years later, he asks me again bc there’s a lot of buzz about my debut which was a whole thing and i decline again bc my father wants me to be married immediately but im like visibly upset so Julius offers a strange alternative - to be his ears. im popular in noble circles, im trusted, people dont suspect a thing about me and he knows my magic is beneficial for subterfuge and diversion if i’d ever need it

- I agree but I’m extremely skeptical about how this will work out. this dude barely knows me, I barely know him and he’s putting a lot of trust in me. it ends up working out splendidly though because i have an ear for the good stuff, naturally, and people open up to me. i dont report anything to him except for things that could potentially be problematic in the future and he’s pleased with my performance

- i am proposed to by a nobleman not long after this begins and i turn it down. my dad is patient with this one and understands to some degree that I want to be at home to take care of the kids which he won’t complain about so he can go be a dick elsewhere. after that, three more come and I turn each of them down because I don’t want to have to choose between men I hardly want to be in the same room with and working for Julius and defending my country in my own way

- by the fourt failed proposal (im 22 when this happens) my dad doesn’t find it cute anymore bc now he has a real heir and he just wants to get me out of the house. he tells me the next one i have to go through with regardless and we fight about it but I ultimately agree but plan to basically scare away any suitors that come. I continue working for Julius as expected and he begins to trust me even further, appointing me his spymaster although it’s not a formal title.

so yeah! it only becomes more useful as time passes and of course this is a very secretive position and nobody knows about it. people have suspected but nobody can prove anything and until I met yami, I intended on keeping it to myself. I told him and he was maaaaaaaad at me and assumed I was spying on him at first but once he confirms everything with Julius he gets over himself

Julius legit tells him “she’s terrible at deception but wonderful at making friends. she’s a natural” and who is he to disagree

[smolcuriouskitten]

❤️(three positive traits) & 💔 (three negative traits) for all three siblings!

Christopher:

~Positives

● This man is extremely loyal to a fault. He would literally do anything and everything for those he loves.

● Chris is a major big brother! If his sisters are sad, he makes them happy. If they need help, he will help them. All of the things!

● Able to make any situation work in a positive manner. No matter how traumatizing, somehow someway he can make those around him happy and briefly forget it.

~Negatives

○ Anger issues. He is very mellow and calm but during those moments where he cant contain himself, his anger becomes explosive and can be devastating to those around him.

○ He can take his humor/jokes too far. He has a bad habit of being unable to read a room and would make a joke or comment in a somber space and would often get yelled at.

○ Cant control his facial expressions. Phew you would think for a man being a psychologist he would have the best poker face but he doesnt. Out of the trio, he is the most expressive and will make it known he disagrees with something.

Renelle:

~Positives

● Observant. Very observant. With her quiet and reserved nature, she can notice details, features, and possibly motives in under a minute. Sometimes she plays a game with herself to find out a persons favorite color just by their personality and 99.9 percent of the time shes right.

● Artistic and Creative mind. God this woman could make a mural with a pencil and make it meaningful. She will always make creative gifts for those she loves, including those fancy sliding cards and handcrafted self portraits.

● Animal lover. God she would attract birds and squirrels all the time and sit by them and feed them. Anywhere she goes, she always has an animal or another following her. Think of her as a disney princess with it comes to nature haha.

~Negatives

○ Blunt. Renelle with her observant nature, if she knows you that is, can be honest to a fault. She never means the bluntless in a mean way and since she notices more than the average person, it will be something she feels like may need to be addressed.

○ Quiet. This by itself is not a bad thing but she often doesnt speak loud at all. She wont yell, she wont scream, she would just move closer or clam up if told to speak up. It only happens when shes first starting to know someone or a new area, after awhile she may start to break out of her shell. Just dont make her do it prematurely, its like a turtle in its shell, it comes out in its own time.

○ Gives up too easy. If it doesnt go her way the first time, she would give up. This goes for anything in her life. Careers, hobbies, etc etc. She is the type of person to give something up out of frustration and not pick it up again.

Rockelle:

~Positives

● She would give you her left kidney, the shoes off her feet, and all the money in her bank account if you needed it. Anyone in need, she tries to help anyway she can, even if it means giving her last.

● Forgiving to a fault. She wont forgive you if its at the expense of hurting her family though, herself on the other hand? She will forgive you for hurting her.

● Curious. She will try her best to learn more about a subject, as much as she can until she exhausts all brain power from learning too much about something.

~Negatives

○ People pleaser. To the point of her own detriment. She gets herself or is put into a situation thats uncomfortable, she will often deal with it until she cant anymore.

○ Everything is fine! No these arent tears you see on my face! Ignore the bottles of wine and weed smell, I am totally not spiralling! What do you mean you see the pain on my face? Nooo, you must be mistaken. Im not sure how to describe it as a trait but I will use the phrase 'denial of emotions'.

○ Isolation is a comfort for her. If shes sad, angry, or going through a depressive episode, she will go ghost. She wont answer the door, she wont answer calls, she will just disappear. It isnt personal but the signs are there when she begins to spiral and if your muse(s) do show up to check on her, she will pretend everything is fine.

[vthetease]

my favorite things

it's me birthday

so just incase anyone wanted to know some stuff about V

heres some random info about my life as well as some of my favorite things

i am a libra sun, aquarius moon, capricorn rising

i like dark chocolate more than any other; i have since i first got my period. i like gummy candy and starbursts but my favorite are the little cola bottle candies. i like tea and coffee sweet, but flavorful. i like energy drinks and slushees and wanted my first tattoo to be a cola-mtn dew slushee but it wasnt. i like waffles more than pancakes but would prefer a toaster strudel or muffin. i like apples and lemons and cinnamon and garlic and truffle and black cherries but not maraschino. i dont like onions or cilantro or swiss cheese. i dont like chili because something about the consistency of wet, tomato-ee hamburger makes me ill. i also can't drink hard liquor.

i like smells like thick cologne that lingers and juniper and spearmint and old houses and honeysuckle and the smells of the earth when it stops raining in the summer. i like the smell of other peoples laundry soap and coffee more than my own. i like eucalyptus and aloe and teakwood and dragons blood incense.

i like classic rock from my dad and 80s pop ballads from my mom and afi and lincoln park from my older sibling and 4*TOWN for my younger sibling. one of my earliest loves in music was Paramore, and hayley is an inspiration of mine. i like pop punk and the band ive seen the most is sleeping with sirens, 4 times now. i like hip hop and rnb and acapella and piano. i like music that makes me feel alive. anything from violin to screaming, i just like passion. i'm a very passionate person and always have been despite myself.

i sing and like singing in the car, while i shower, and cook. i am very loud but sometimes can do cool things. i like how singing makes me happy and helps me relate to other people and also my predecessors. i like how i feel connected to those before me through my voice. my first time singing in public was my 4th grade talent show. I sang The Only Exception by Paramore because my parents thought Almost Lover was too dramatic and adult for a 12 year old

i like old movies and i used to fall asleep to them at my grandparents and wake up to them at weekends at my dads apartment. i like musicals like ride the cyclone and drama like the fault in our stars and action like john wick and will always be down for a horror movie. i like get out and candyman and hereditary and black swan and blair witch and creep. i like the twilight zone and rod serling has a special place in my heart. i also like alex trebek from jeopardy, matthew grey gubler, penn badgely, andrew scott, evan peters, and my biggest current celeb crush is matt rife.

i like being alone in busy places. i like to talk to people but i also like to disappear to the other room during the party. im the girl you find sitting outside sometimes smoking, or on the balcony. i enjoy walking back into a concert midsong and seeing all the happy little people being happy. i like stepping away from chaos to appreciate it. i like driving on highways at night when its empty and im high. i like watching airplanes land. i like sleep and i sleep in a tank top and underwear but never socks. my dreams always take me back to this very similiar place every single night doing different tasks with different people. i might start calling it the twilight zone. i like to paint my emotions in my makeup and artwork. i have always felt very deeply and openly.

i like the moon and the stars and it is so fascinating to learn about the same beautiful big rock my ancestors saw. i feel drawn to white butterflies and birds and bumblebees and skinks ( they r tiny lizards). i like history and culture, but im really bad at math.

thats all i can come up with for now. if you have any questions let me know

thanks for reading about me, lmk if youre in love yet

valentine, 22 today <3

[jonahmagnus]

Some Striderlalonde post-game sibling shenanigans headcannons because if I dont post this Im going to explode.

IF YOU TAG THIS AS D*RKD*VE OR OTHERWISE IM FUCKING KILLING YOU. DONT BE WEIRD. PR*SHIP DONT TOUCH THIS.

-I think that their really really physically affectionate. Dirk is a tad touch adverse ("tad" he cant have his bare skin touched without warning) but if hes wearing long slevees hes a-okay. Dave is suuuuper touch starved so even though Dirk doesnt really like sudden physical contact he pushes breaks his own boundary for his little bro. Dave doesnt initiate contact AT ALL at tirst but eventually he gets more comfortable with it. I think whenever Dirk is working Dave'll wander over and Dirk will ruffle his hair like an unruly child. Dave will lean on him while standing around like his body just deflated. Paper towel of a man

-Dave really likes getting his hair pet so he'll lean aginst peoples legs and they'll scratch his skull until he either dozes off or gets embarrassed for wanting physical affection and leaves

-They go shopping for food a LOT. Their fridge is always stocked and they always have shelf-stabke stuff around. Their both not great cooks yet but its the principle of the thing you know. None of the striderlalondes can cook actually

-Speaking of the striderlalondes I think that Roxy Really Doesnt Like Sleeping Alone so she will curl up in other peoples beds or sleep in a common area and stuff. I actually think that Dirk's room had a bunk bed and she sleeps on the top bunk sometimes when the Loneliness Demons get to her. Its far enough up that his lamplight is mostly blocked and she can hear him quietly tinkering away as she drifts off to sleep.

-Roxy kisses people on the forhead a LOT. Like a lot a lot. On the crown of the head too. Its just how she is<3

-Rose and Roxy semi-live with them (Rose with Kanaya and Roxy with Jane and Jade the rest of the time) and their always bringing decorations and blankets over and stuff. The Strider house is very Soft I think with blankets everywhere and plush furniture and lights that can be dimmed. So Rose is always bringing them a new scarf or blanket and Roxy sometimes convinces Dave to help her put up fairy lights and LD light strips on the floor so theres always a little bit of light.

-Dirk takes up knitting because of Rose. At first he doesnt tell her because hes embarrassed but when he presents his amateur scarf to her she tears up a little bit. Because he made it for her. And its real shitty but her sibling made something for her. They knit together after that and she teaches him to be Good At It. They have fun together. Their like crotchety old women on a porch

-Dave and Roxy are both sooooo touch starved and both of their siblings are both soooooo touch adverse so these two are always just Hanging Out. Leaning on eachother. Ruffling eachothers hair. Etc. Rose and Dirk are cursed with the "Touch Starved but also Touch Adverse Disease" so they just lollygag around in the same room together and occasionally brush shoulders. Their favorite activity is sitting in a room and being Haters together.

-Speaking of Rose and Dirk they are sooo underrated as a sibling duo. I think they both have the same media taste and special interests. Their both really into shlocky campy comedy horror and bad sitcoms. Their both horse girls. Etc. They love to mock cable television.

-This is unfinished but feel 2 add ur own. Im just saying words. Peace and love. <3

-If you say "siblings dont interact like this" I can tell you for a fact as an older sibling I looove kissing my little brother on the forhead because hes Just A Little Guy. And also they arent real.

-Pr*ship dont touch this

[rw-ship-showdown]

ok I keep seeing Monk ships losing and I just want to throw this out here real quick

okay. Both Survivor and Monk are shown to be younger in their cutscenes. And since monk is the younger sibling (was that actually confirmed somewhere or is it a community thing?) people tend to shy away from their ships.

Monk/Gourmand? I get that. They look related.

Arti/Monk? I get that too, motherly character paired with a character usually portrayed as a child.

So on, so forth.

however. I raise you this:

We don’t know how long survivor and monk have been separated. They could’ve been searching for YEARS before their campaign. Yeah it’s unlikely that they haven’t ran into each other at all in that time but it’s not impossible.

also, kids aren’t in the cycle (as seen in arti’s campaign) so how do monk and surv come back? They have to be at least young adults. I’m not forcing people to ship them, just… maybe something like a Let Papyrus Say Fuck day for both of them. They aren’t children.

hopes and prayers to the monk and survivor ships out there. hopefully they can get at least something in the loser’s bracket.

while this is headier than id usually allow to tournament discussion i want to throw in my own two cents because i DO NOT want people to think that i do think that monk and survivor are canonically children and am flippant about shipping them- as far as i am aware, nowhere in the fiction of the game, past the initial cutscene, does it indicate that monk and survivor are any younger than the other slugcats. they are the same exact size in game and in the end cutscenes. aside from there being no evidence that they ARE children, the developers specifically confirm a timegap between the opening cutscene and the start of the game;

survivor is also noticeably larger than the slugpups you can find in game so unless the ingame slugpups are neonatal this likely indicates survivor is an adult by the end of its journey, and monk is the same size as it

(similarly as you note, idc about people shipping them either, i just dont want anyone to think i havent thought about this. as far as i know theyre regular slugcats- though i will note, i dont think 100% of their losses in the tournament are because people think theyre children- its likely its just because monk and survivor are, kindly, kind of boring, at least compared to the others who have backstories and usually explicit motivation. the extent of their storyline wraps them up with each other rather deeply, but leaves little room for personality past 'going' and 'following')

obligatory: here are the remaining monk ships to vote for: rivmonk and solar eclipse.